For instance, this one says, "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I am angry, angry, angry. If you so much as try to make me lift a finger to anything that I don't want to do, so help me I will scream. I will cry. I will act as if the world is coming to an end. Do not touch me. Do not look at me. Do not talk to me. Also, if you want to put me to bed, I will resist even though it's what I really want."